Who knows what rule no.34 is? Whatever it is, you’ll find it interesting if it’s on the .xxx domain.
So what is Rule34? In theory, Rule #34 means pornographic material exists. It’s an unspoken internet rule during the days of 4Chan. These rules are imaginary laws that soon became a generally accepted thing.
What does it have to do with a porn site then? Everything especially if it combines the words “Rule 34” and the “XXX.”
It sounds crazy but that’s what the people on Rule34.xxx are there for. It’s a collection of weird explicit material and good stuff. Now and then you’ll find some good porn too!
Bringing in the numbers
Rule 34 may be considered a winner too in the coveted porn domain names battle.
You’ll first land on a homepage that seems like it’s a poorly designed search engine. Do not underestimate it though. The site has already brought in more than 200 million page views since its launch.
Type the desired sex topic, hit “Search” and it will bring you to everything on the site related to your search. No wonder the site has brought in such numbers.
To put it simply, a lowkey homepage with a whole lot to offer once you look through its contents.
Here’s what you will find
“Rule#34: If it exists there is porn of it. If not, start uploading.”
That’s the tagline you’ll see once you land on the page. Right below it is four main areas: posts, comments, forum, and my account.
These do not need deep and detailed explanations. But you can expect random stuff being posted on each area.
The forums are pretty active with people sharing random nudity all over. Some discussions include video games and good movies to watch.
There’s also the freaky thread discussions like “Has anyone ever done incest” and “General gangbang thread”. These discussions are truly NSFW.
Sex parodies
You know those poorly-edited pictures where pictures of celebrities are edited into nude pictures? You’ll find that every once in a while on Rule 34.
There are also fictional sex fantasies such as your favorite cartoon characters or superheroes having sex. The good ones happen to be on Rule34 forums.
Thousands of posts of parodies for Family Guy and Hulk alone. You should check out the She-Hulk collection too. That alone will make you want to paint your girlfriend green!
Even Game of Thrones has its fair share of parody stuff too. You’ll be surprised how creative contributors can be.
Video game parodies
Even the video game characters get violated under Rule 34.
The latest most recent victims are the characters on Overwatch. These nerds just get enough of picturing out a fantasy sexual experience for their favorite characters.
Even the League of Legends champions isn’t spared. There’s around has 23,000 posts such as dual Ahris posing naked, Lulu taking creampie facials and Twitch eating out Rammus’ ass.
Rule 34 is certainly so unforgiving!
So where’s the porn?
Not to burst your bubble here but Rule34.xxx is mainly about fictional porn.
Not like all porn are actual spontaneous real-life day-to-day happenings but Rule 34 does not contain actual human flesh. It’s full of cartoon sex were the closest to real-life you will get are its 3D posts.
The details are spot on though!
Search for “Unicorn” and you’ll get can get 28,000 accurate material on it. Search for “Pink Hair” and you’ll 75,000 return the same as “barefoot” and you get 83,000 of them.
There’s a reason geeks and nerds are the ones who consume pornographic content on the internet the most. Let’s give them credit where it’s due.
Does Rule 34 ever get broken?
Remember how we said that Rule 34 is so unforgiving? Check this out.
Have you in your wildest dreams thought of potato or carrot porn? In Rule 34 there is!
You’ll even find here a dragon with his dick dipping in a bowl of noodles. The site sure has a lot of weirdos drawing their boredom out and making them popular on the internet.
At least you either get entertained or have a good laugh.
Cum counter
Since we’ve been talking about being unforgiving, here’s something more brutal.
Rule34 has a ‘cum counter’ feature where you can hit the “I came” button after busting your load on a picture.
Meg Griffin and Lisa Simpson are the leaders of the “most jizzed” leaderboard with their parents coming in third and fourth place respectively. Even your favorite Adventure Time characters are breaking the Top 100 list.
Who would you expect to love cartoons and fantasize about them even at an older age? Of course, it’s the gamers and geeks!
Well, if not for their perverted thoughts, the site might not even exist.
Verdict on Rule 34
There’s no denying that Rule34.xxx has its market. The site has such a unique concept that not a lot of porn sites have it. There isn’t much competition in their field.
The fact that it has built a huge community and following means there’s high-quality content to be consumed. Call it the DeviantArt of porn if you want.
If you’re looking for a stress reliever with lots of parody porn for cartoons, Japanese anime, video games, comic book heroes, then Rule 34 is for you.
Let’s pray that these geeks make sustainable income out if this hobby and soon be able to produce actual X-rated porn video versions of your favorite characters.
By the way, be honest and hit that cum counter. It helps the site a lot.
