How much more savage can pornmaniaks be? One term, two words: Minecraft Porn
Even the popular building game Minecraft wasn’t spared as one of the most popular games has its version of nudity and sex.
How can such a completely innocent game turn into fap material? Well, we will definitely talk about that in a bit.
Minecraft managed to make it one of the biggest names in the world of online gaming despite its very basic graphics. The early day online gamers and streamers sure played a part in making it bigger than what it was supposed to.
Swedish game creator Markus Persson hit big in when he sold his masterpiece to Microsoft for £2.5billion in 2011. It might also be the reason why it became easier for computer nerds to butcher its material.
Well, enough of the honest and clean history of the game as we are not here for this reason. We’re here to talk about the savagery that occurred into making this game such material for another style of play.
Nobody saw it coming
Persson never saw his game being turned into an erotic fantasy when he first wrote the codes for the game. At least he sold out way before the perverts hijacked its wholesome image.
Want to hear another crazy thing? It’s one of the fastest-growing search terms on Pornhub!
Whether you’ve read this article first or you saw it before is a chicken and egg discussion. If all porn is technically NSFW for those not in the adult industry, then Minecraft porn isn’t safe in the gaming industry.
It might even distract full-time video game streamers from their actual line of work. That’s how freaky geeks can be judged by whoever came up with this.
Back then, it was the first edition of The Sims that gives us low-resolution nudity using a cheat code. No coding knowledge was needed though in the creation of Minecraft porn.
A teenager should be held accountable for this!
Apparently, a teenager is a culprit for this atrocity.
A guy named Neils Aasted decided that it was cool to spend his obligation-free teenage life to make the next satire in porn so he made this thing.
He’s probably making huge coin out of making Minecraft for adults. We can’t blame him as he was able to come up with such creativity and humor despite being such a kid.
The word “originality” also has a huge fault in this as the concept of a stack of blocks fucking each other wasn’t thought of by anyone prior.
Aasted made it big upon the first-ever Minecraft porn video he made. The video was a huge hit in Russia and the Americas.
The teenager explained that he was just giving it his “own twist.”
It’s not something parents will approve of even for monetary gain but according to Aasted, his mom changed her mind on the idea after her son made 5,000 kroner on ads for the video.
“Minecraft” breaking algorithm
The term “Minecraft” suddenly had an algorithm in the adult industry as Minecraft porn started becoming a thing.
Pornhub released its stats where “Minecraft” turned up to be one of its popular searches. To give you an idea on search terms, here are some of the most popular ones:
- Minecraft
- Minecraft porn
- Minecraft hentai
- Minecraft sex
- Minecraft hard drilling
Analytics have shown that these maniaks put some time into their search. It revealed that the average maniak scrolls through eight pages of Minecraft sex material before deciding which one to jerk off to.
If Pokémon wasn’t spared of lusty thoughts, what makes you think nobody would do with Minecraft eventually? It’s even surprising how people get turned on to block characters having sex.
Adults jump into the craze
People on the 18-35 demographic surprisingly are the biggest consumers of this satire. They represent 91% of all Minecraft searches as Pornhub stated.
That means it’s the older ones who wanted original material to jerk off to. Kids and teens would rather play the game than butcher it with sex materials.
Surprisingly, 42% of women are likely fingering themselves to this according to the same reference. Probably because the creeper character looks like a block-shaped green camo dildo.
There’s an unspoken rule on the internet called “Rule 34” where anything that exists can be turned into porn.
Aasted surely knows this rule and he decided to give Minecraft its day.
Why is it so interesting?
What’s not interesting if it’s a new pornographic material?
It’s probably what brought people to search it on Pornhub a lot. They want to see for themselves what it looks like and if it can actually turn a person on.
The fact that 82 percent of its searches came from someone’s mobile device means it’s something discussed around chats rather than forums. The 17 percent that searched it on tablet likely did so they could fap on their mini handheld TV.
Another likely reason is that these people were playing Minecraft when someone on their server told them about Minecraft Porn. It’s easy to search from there when taking a break from playing at work.
Honest thoughts on Minecraft porn
A person who gets plenty of sex will find Minecraft porn extremely disturbing. The only ones who would think of any non-living thing having sex are those who don’t get any.
It’s fine to see what the craze is all about but apparently the Pornhub stats indicate that such material is consumed more often than it should.
Minecraft porn surely won’t make the premium level of adult content but as long as a maniak is satisfied, then there’s a reason for new creators to come up with more material around it.
It’s understandable if you’re using a Minecraft costume for role-playing or using the toy creeper as a dildo variation but for regular fap material? It’s crazy!
Fuck a fruit, blow a banana, heck you can even get a blowjob while playing Call of Duty or Fortnite but please jerk off to something more realistic?
Let’s wait for the actual game to have an update where characters can have sex. Minecraft is about simulating living and building in real life, to begin with, right?
